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Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes: "The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists."

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.



Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes: "The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers."

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.




Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes: "So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it."

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.



Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes: "Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)"

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)




Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes: "He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither."

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.



Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes: "There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony."

There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony.



Yahtzee Croshaw Quotes: "I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time."

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.




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