I doubt anything will really come of this lawsuit. First of all, it's a lawsuit. It involves a subpoena. And try to find a Republican who will be willing to be seen serving a black man.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I jump for joy every day. My body pulses with joy, and my vibration soars. I feel amazing.

Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14.

You can say no if that is more truthful than a resentful yes.

The only person, who can influence your life is YOU and it's never too late to recognize your worth.

I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

The stillest tongue can be the truest friend.

I'm a working stiff. I just happened to be around at the right time, and nobody else wanted the job.

Fill high the cup with Samian wine!

You come to God not by being strong, but by being weak; not by being right, but through your mistakes.

If you're cast right you can actually just let yourself go because all your gestures will be right, all your intonations will be right because you just somewhere understand who this person is.