I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Think differently, BE better!

If you don't have a record to run on, you paint your opponent as someone to run from.

All events became omens; I lost the ability to take anything literally.

Vigilance in oneself is very important. Vigilance means to be alert to what happens inside, so you can catch an old, collective habit pattern.

About 10,000 years ago, males and females were acting equitably and were treating one another as equals, and then males took over the power, because they have physical power and physical strength.

Beauty, you're under arrest. I have a camera, and I'm not afraid to use it.

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!

In this case, instead of thinking "I want success," think "I have success."

You don't have to be old in America to say of a world you lived in: 'that world is gone.'

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.