I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

And therein lies the whole of man's plight. Human time does not turn in a circle

Husbands are always angry, that's their nature.And the nature of us women, is not to pay a blind bit of notice.

I feel sad for the people who I hear always plan, plan, plan the next day's event to occur. Life only stands still for them.

It is the things that happen, then how you react to them, that gives life some meaning.

The history of the world begins with a seed. The seed is the kernel of what you are, but it is also the promise of what you can become.

My role in the Mamas and Papas was basically just to sing.

I hope I can now use my ability to communicate, without being too precious or serious. It's good to have some levity, even as you're facing some really dark times, to mix it up a bit.

President Bush and his commanders announced early in the conflict that the Conventions applied.

En France particulie' rement, les mots ont plus d'empire que les ide es. In France particularly, words reign over ideas.