I don't say my golf game is bad but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.

Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.

Whatever begins will end, in time.

(Spoken) words are considered an ‘expense’. ‘Speech’ should not be spent away. Speech is wealth. It should be 'counted' upon spending. Does anyone ever give out money without counting it?

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an ‘idea’. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave.

Everyone has the power to inspire and serve the world.

I wonder if liberal kids call liberal talk shows and ask how to get along in a conservative teacher's class? No. No. It doesn't happen, 'cause there's no thought of getting along.

Fortune is like glass - the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken.

Diligently practice identifying yourself as a limitless expression of an unliminted Universe.

It is a sad weakness in us, after all, that the thought of a man's death hallows him anew to us; as if life were not sacred too.

Had the doctrines of Jesus been preached always as pure as they came from his lips, the whole civilized world would now have been Christians.