I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

When you know what you want to communicate, ask yourself: Who is my audience and what does he know about the subject?

I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.

Memories, important yesterdays, were once todays. Treasure and notice today.

I love to bring humour into my work. Because comedy is not a huge part of the art world. And big-business film takes itself very seriously.

My process of preparing for any type of psychic work is to meditate and pray the rosary.

Possession isn't nine-tenths of the law. It's nine-tenths of the problem.

All my inspiration comes from life. That's how it never stops, in a way.

God planned for our lives to connect. Let's make sure we keep it that way.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.

The helicopter has never achieved much success and . . .may be classes with the ornithopter as obsolete.