A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

How much do I owe you?

Hatred is unattractive, but it's also irresistible. If men were honest with themselves, they'd admit it's a stronger passion than lust.

A writer's life is never boring when you have imaginary friends to play with!

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.

As we read a text in our own language, the text itself becomes a barrier.

I have never considered myself an economist.

And there is, I am certain, among the Iraqi people a respect for the care and the precision that went into the bombing campaign.

Every woman is the architect of her own fortune.

I shall praise those faces which seem to project out of the picture as though they were sculptured, and I shall censure those faces in which I see no art but that of outline.

The most important choice you make is what you choose to make important.

The major championships have always been a special focus in my career and, as a professional, I think Augusta is where I need to be.