Goldfish Quotes

Goldfish Quote of the day

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.

I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn't be simpler just to teach children right from the start that life is absurd.

Goldfish are flowers ... flowers that move.

I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.

There were hints of sunrise on the rim of the sky, yet it was still dark, and the traces of morning color were like goldfish swimming in ink.

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond!

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.

Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine. And the little plastic castle is a surprise everytime.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun. Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun.

There's an old adage," he said, "translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages -- "Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.

If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!

I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that?

When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one.

Life isn’t fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish. (from Rush of Blood)

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more.

I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl.

I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

I have the financial morals of a goldfish, I can resist everything but temptation.

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software.

Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is a goldfish is a whale, and the Devil is just the angel who asked for More.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we.

Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide.

We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.

Clary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish.

I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having a natural existence.

Is there no Villain in this World who doth not regard himself as a poor abus'd Innocent, no She-Wolf who doth not think herself a Lamb, no Shark who doth not fancy that she is a Goldfish?

And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it.

me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.” -Will Grayson (pg. 66)

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I'm living in a world of goldfish.