I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots.

I'm all about nightlife. I live during the night.

Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted.

I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee.

It’s not exactly that I can’t stay in one place. It’s that if I’m in one place, I have to rearrange it every four to six months! I have to completely change my room!

I think you always take away a little bit of a character with you, and it kinda like hangs on you for a bit, and then as time kind of goes and wears off a little bit.

I love learning new things that will never be put to practical use.

[Jason Hale] is an upstanding guy. Yeah, I like him. He's good.

I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It’d be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!

I think a girl looks good when she wakes up with nothing on her face.

I hated going to school, mainly because my sister would drive me and she would put her make-up on while she drove. That's dangerous. That should be illegal.

One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man.

Pay the hired worker his wages before his sweat dries

There is no difference between someone who eats too little and sees Heaven and someone who drinks too much and sees snakes.

Women are so gentle, so affectionate, so true in sorrow, so untired and untiring! but the leaf withers not sooner, and tropic light fades not more abruptly.

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.

To the best of my knowledge and belief, the average American newspaper, even of the so-called better sort, is not only quite as bad as Upton Sinclair says it is, but 10 times worse

To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough to make me ambitious.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

Garments that have once one rent in them are subject to be torn on every nail, and glasses that are once cracked are soon broken; such is man's good name once tainted with just reproach.

School is a drill for the battle of life. If you fail in the drill you will fail in the battle.