I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee.

I'm all about nightlife. I live during the night.

Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted.

It’s not exactly that I can’t stay in one place. It’s that if I’m in one place, I have to rearrange it every four to six months! I have to completely change my room!

I think you always take away a little bit of a character with you, and it kinda like hangs on you for a bit, and then as time kind of goes and wears off a little bit.

I love learning new things that will never be put to practical use.

[Jason Hale] is an upstanding guy. Yeah, I like him. He's good.

I used to want to be a vampire when I was young. It’d be great, you know? Run around at night, never die, kill people. It sounds like a great life!

I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots.

I think a girl looks good when she wakes up with nothing on her face.

I hated going to school, mainly because my sister would drive me and she would put her make-up on while she drove. That's dangerous. That should be illegal.

I've heard it said that God is in the details. It's the same with the truth. Leave out the details, the crucial heart, and you can damn someone with the bare bones of it.

When you don't fit in anymore, eat less.

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

Mature people relate to each other without the need to merge.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

Unless a man has the talents to make something of himself, freedom is an irksome burden.

The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.

The moment philosophy supposes it can find a final and comprehensive solution, it ceases to be inquiry and becomes either apologetics or propaganda.

Freshness is essential. That makes all the difference.

There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.