Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Arise and pursue your dreams.

Most people ignore what's right before their eyes. They believe they see, but oftentimes only view what they want.

We cannot selectively numb emotions, when we numb the painful emotions, we also numb the positive emotions.

With all your music, loud and lustily, With every dainty joy of sight and smell, Prepare a banquet meet to entertain The Lord of Thunder, that hath set you free From old oppression.

Hardworking Americans are fighting every day to provide for themselves and their families, and leave a more prosperous country for the next generation.

Try as we do to resist what we're given, this is the only doorway to truth. We waste too much time and energy denying or fighting where we find ourselves.

Violence is the quest for identity. When identity disappears with technological innovation, violence is the natural recourse.

A man's palate can, in time, become accustomed to anything.

A contemporary politician has to be cognizant of things that are going on.

My sense is that economic anxiety means electoral volatility.