I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

To pursue kingdom understanding of what makes its lifestyle work on earth ask specific kingdom questions

Without the queen pulling your strings, you’re nothing but thoughts and dreams. Such things are easily destroyed." ~ General Kael, City of Fae #2

Under the pathologist's microscope, life and death fight in an illuminated circle in a sort of cellular bullfight. The pathologist's job is to find the bull among the matador cells

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

The essentially unchangeable established order of things, slowly disappeared and was forgotten for a while completely...

My biggest fear is the people I love not knowing how much I love them. I just want to remind people all the time.

As it turns out, what looks like science sometimes is not.

I desire no other proof of Christianity than the Lord's Prayer.

How wise must one be to be always kind.

If we can't quantify and communicate our value with confidence, the achievements of the tremendous women before us will have all been for nothing.