I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

To live only for pleasure is to die while living.

Just because you don't believe in something does not mean that it's not true.

Last will never be more important than commitment. Commitment stacks the odds of a successful relationship in my favor.

If a violent person wishes to attack us, let us send him a gentle phrase as this will defuse his violence.

That dress was designed to be a kill switch for rational thought.

It always seems to the brothers and the father that their brother or son didn't marry the right person.

If honesty was like water that people couldn't live without it, the world which became heavier due to the endless lies would be just light like a feather!

There's no work-life balance without making decisions and without courage.

I'm not religious. I would say I'm more spiritual than religious.

I want the concentration and the romance, and the worlds all glued together, fused, glowing: have no time to waste any more on prose.