Last will never be more important than commitment. Commitment stacks the odds of a successful relationship in my favor.

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

Never allow your short term temperament to affect your long term decisions.

Depart, Satan, ' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015

Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.

They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.

Up to a certain point every man is what he thinks he is.

Now there's the Niida we all know and loathe.

If you cannot live without justification, you cannot live; period. And the path towards it is the path of language.

Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something.

Pick very few objects and place them exactly.