I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

Your heart literally hurts when it's breaking. You can feel it, every beat another ache, and nothing you can do will stop it, either from beating or breaking.

Humans draw a hard line between thinking something and saying it aloud.

When you violate the law of growth, your influence winds down, your progress gets arrested, and many more negative consequences...

I don't really believe in the paranormal; I'm a skeptic through and through.

My son walked up to Nicole on the beach and I was throwing the ball for the dogs in the ocean... I was like, Max you get the dogs. I’ll talk to the hot blondes.

Sometimes I'd knock on the door of somebody I was going to school with, so it was like living a double life.

Allow me, in conclusion, to congratulate you warmly upon your sexual intercourse, as well as your singing.

However exquisite the contours or the colours of clouds, trees, rivers or hills, may be in themselves, they must be sacrificed if they do not conform with the general plan.

I always equate wrestling to having been in the Marine Corps.

Law cannot stand aside from the social changes around it.