I can't stand any music that requires its singers to be so dumb they wear their baseball caps backwards.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.

Men expect too much, do too little.

We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.

Calm and order can be just as dangerous to democracy as uneasiness and disorder.

We don't want any vocalist messing up the music.

Thirty-seven percent of gamblers dip into their savings to fulfill their habit

There's a difference between the parts that I play and who I am and who people think I am. There's quite a big discrepancy sometimes between those things.

People sometimes ask me , what religion are you ? i always answer by saying, ''i am a little part of all religions and and a big part of no religion

It's better to get lost in the passion than to lose the passion

Dancing with life is moving into the flow of our experiences - good or bad - with a feeling of harmony, trust, guidance and love.