Rincewind Quotes

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Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

My name is immaterial,' she said. That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.

Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!" "Can't we do anything about it?" "No!" "Then I can't see the sense in panicking," said Twoflower calmly.

Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.

The Tezuman priests have a sophisticated calendar and an advanced horology," quoted Rincewind. "Ah," said Eric, "Good." "No," said Rincewind patiently. "It means time measurement." "Oh.

Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.

"There's a door," he whispered. "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think," said Rincewind.

only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.

A flicker of defiance flared very briefly in Rincewind's battered heart.

Luck is my middle name, " said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad.