I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

Turning imagination into matter is the most beautiful an fulfilling challenge of all. I was about to find out this is also my purpose and meaning.

To ascend you must rise above, and I believe in the idea of keeping your “feet in the clouds and your head in the stars”.

If there’s no game, isn't winning a pretty meaningless concept?

I think success right now is not about how famous you are or how much you're getting paid, but it's more about if you're steadily working and you're happy with what you're doing.

Love is a daily, mutual exchange of value.

I'm a black writer from Mississippi. That's what I most consider myself.

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again.

I use a combination of all my influences on my albums.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

I ain't got time to learn. I can work like mans now.