Donuts Quotes

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You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.

They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.

If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?

I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

America is at war. Go eat a donut.

I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over.

I love just going out; long drives, the ocean, my kids, new music, new gear, new plug-ins, coffee, and donuts at four in the morning. Even just waking up and writing.

A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could think about on my jog to Dunkin' Donuts.

Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all, the cream of the national sporting press.

I love Krispy Kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that's crispy just churn your stomach?

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

Is there a homeless guy built in to the design of Dunkin' Donuts? ...There'll be an entrance here... a deranged lunatic here.

Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception.

I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut.

Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.

Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.

Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts!

If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

We're looking for quantum donuts, " said Mike.

God bless Dunkin' Donuts.