I can never decide whether my dreams are the result of my thoughts, or my thoughts the result of my dreams.

Let me be candid, my party is full of racists

Let's go to Valhalla with the sun on our faces.

All artists are constantly looking for something and they don't always know what.

This is my genre...the happiness, tragedies, and the sorrows of mankind as realized in the teeming black ghetto.

And it is not necessary to have great things to do. I turn my little omelette in the pan for the love of God.

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

I would describe my work as expressionist. The expressionist point of view is stressing your own feelings about something.

To worship God in truth is to recognize Him for being who He is, and to recognize ourselves for what we are.

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

We ought not to be weary of doing little things for the love of God, who regards not the greatness of the work, but the love with which it is performed.

Men are often mislead by their fellow-men.

CURTAIN CALLThe world is our stage and the final act can highlight or ruin a beautiful play

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

Let us live in joy, never falling sick like those who hate us. Let us live in freedom, without hatred even among those who hate.

I don't hafta take his sass

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

Some of the best stuff can be written out of dire times

I believe the term you’re searching for is smoking jacket. I find, now that I have whole days of sunshine ahead of me, I’ve discovered there is more to life than formal haberdashery.

I like not to know, unless it's something that I need to know, specifically, for how I color a performance.

Here's that which is too weak to be a sinner, honest water, which ne'er left man i' the mire.