I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

The best way to appreciate God is to appreciate His creation

Anger is the prelude to courage.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

Palming separates the men from the boys!

Question with boldness, hold to the truth, and speak without fear.

I fought, I fought harder . . . but one cell at a time, panic crept into my body, taking me over.

What you end up with is outrageousness without the laugh - comedy as electro shock therapy.

The problem of the universal is difficult in every case. The universal and the particular can never be separated; they always go hand in hand.

I wish developing great products was as easy as writing a check. If that was the case, Microsoft would have great products.

All my stories are webs of style and none seems at first blush to contain much kinetic matter.