I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Don't think of introversion as something that needs to be cured...Spend your free the way you like, not the way you think you're supposed to.

Her voice was a hushed whisper against my ear. An audible smile.

Dragos never lifted his head from his task. He said in a quiet voice, "Tell me you're in control, and I will believe you..." Straightening his shoulders, Liam replied steadily, "I'm in control.

Love hath no pride.

To be a mother, a housewife, never cost me any sacrifice - I savored every minute of those years.

If money is free speech, the big interests are sitting in front with megaphones and the average citizens are sitting in the back.

If you are a very intelligent person, you will see this: All the realities in the universe can be changed!

He is dangerous, he is beautiful, I could drown in his understanding.

I’m so confused it almost feels calm.

If you're going to solve a weight-loss problem - or smoking problem for that matter - you must address both the psychological and physiological.