Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!

The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import).

Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

On the whole, all people are good, or at least they're normal. The frightening thing is that they can suddenly turn bad when it comes to the crunch.

O visionary world condition strange Where naught abiding is but only change.

I grew up on the beaches, and I always found it kind of funny that it's considered decent if you cover three tiny spots with pieces of fabric.

Meditation is that exercise of the mind by which it recalls a known truth, as some kind of creatures do their food, to be ruminated upon till all the valuable parts be extracted.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

One must, of course, have one's entire experience behind one and not have lost the freshness of instinct.

Other trades may fail. The agitator is always sure of his market.

Due to our preconceptions regarding education, we fail to inquire into the most obvious and wondrous field of study - ourselves.

I'd love to be a 'Bond' girl.

Most ideas never happen. It's an uphill battle against the status quo and our own tendencies.