Hollywood is a place where some people lie on the beach and look up at the stars, whereas other people lie on the stars and look down at the beach.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

It is one thing to believe in witches, and quite another to believe in witch-smellers.

One of the critical factors that make people’s dreams become nightmares is that they don’t know there is a cost to be paid!

If my hand on yours trembles it's because bodies never lie.

Chinese food tries to engage the mind, not just the palate. To provoke the intellect.

Sometimes my kids might tell me they had a dream or and maybe I'll paint some paintings from their dream. That's one good thing you get from your kids. Rob them of their dreams.

I'm tired of being considered property.

It is good to say it aloud: 'Nothing has happened.' Once again: 'Nothing has happened.' Does that help?"

The passage of time has not altered the capacity of the Redeemer to change lives.

The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest.

Successful people use their strength by recognizing, developing, and utilizing the talents of others.