He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

you can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.

You can always get another job. You’ll never get another life.

Why I love God

Our democracy is threatened whenever we take it for granted.

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities

The only thing I want is to awaken all humans on the planet that we are living on Mother Earth.

You mean guys don't get injured in spring training? Guys get hurt walking down the street.

If you want to go to Spain or you want to go to France or you want go to [any] southern European countries, [Lisbon] is a great place to [connect].

I resent limitations. I'm going to be this way for a while.

How do you expect to get us to the Moon if you people can't even hook us up with a ground station?