Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

Beauty is not defined by your physical features. It is defined by the heart inside your chest and the love that flows through it.

I can’t believe I thought this was going to be boring. This is great!

I hate being so nostalgic about the Sixties.

You laugh, but you haven't seen me in a tux. Or maybe you don't like broad-shouldered guys with muscular chest and washboard abs?

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

The journey that we go on as actors is an interesting one and sometimes a revealing one.

Snatching happiness takes a lot more courage than enduring unhappiness

We're not going to be the first to this party, but we're going to be the best.

Those who will not govern themselves are condemned to find masters to govern over them.

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do that with all thy might and leave the issues calmly to God.