You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

The climate crisis is not a political issue; it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity. It is also our greatest opportunity to lift global consciousness to a higher level.

The twins are talented, quality people who have shown continuous improvement in all aspects of their game since joining the Canucks.

It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for them. We don't want victories anymore.

Truth, like time, is an idea arising from, and dependent upon, human intercourse.

The advice nearest to my heart and deepest in my convictions is that the Union of the States be cherished and perpetuated.

I have no regrets about my life.

Conquer all your fears and you'll be amazed at how awesome your life can become.

Black is now in desperate need of a good idea. Or, to put it standard chess notation, +-

The kindergarten children are confident in spirit, infinite in resources, and eager to learn. Everything is still possible.

Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?