Ilana Glazer Quotes

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.

I don't want to watch people fighting.

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons.

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other.

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language.

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

You can get real wacky on edibles.