I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

I fly on the wings of love.

It is important to recognize and politics positive thinking is often the slaves' virtue - something that people do to con themselves about the burden and change being placed upon them.

During the days in detention, I thought most about the moon.

For fear will rob him of all if he gives too much.

The main force used in the evolving world of humanity has hitherto been applied in the form of war.

Change the world. Build a business. Have fun.

It's terrible to lose your brain and your power to be conscious or in the moment.

One of my problems is to find the self.

No literary form is more revealing, more spontaneous or more individual than a letter.

Let me tell you, it’s a lot easier to raise money for a governor. They have all kinds of business to hand out, road contracts, construction jobs, you name it.