Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

There was no time to think, I just hit it

When we seek after wit, we discover only foolishness.

In America everything's about who's number one today.

I float from one project to another project, so you miss people and you don't see them for years.

Our goal should be that we're going to live life to the fullest, pursuing our passions and dreams, and when it comes our time to go, we will have used as much of our potential as possible.

I'd rather be voted "the sexiest man in Denmark" than "the ugliest man in Denmark".

The writing can be its own reward, as you discover more things that you can do. It counts a lot, though, when a story connects with a reader and they take the time to tell me about it.

I shall remain a wanderer until mankind has learned the way of peace.

I am a woman, and sometimes that impacts what stories I want to do.

We are going through the eye of the needle; make sure you leave what you don't need behind