I have a no-apology policy.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

Claims that cannot be tested, assertions immune to disproof are veridically worthless, whatever value the may have in inspiring us or in exciting our sense of wonder.

In every circumstance, always remember that you can only be as happy or miserable as you repeatedly interpret your life to be.

in order to isolate what was possible, you had to eliminate everything that was impossible

Fear is excitement without breath.

I want to be more successful as a mother than I am in show business.

To hold an unchanging youth is to reach at the end, the vision with which one started.

This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table

What can you pay for the way a man lives? What can you pay for what a man is?

You have been told that Real Life is not like college, and you have been correctly informed. Real Life is more like high school.

If you show up without makeup or looking sloppy, no matter how impressive your ideas are, no one is going to pay attention to you. People take you more seriously if you look polished.