Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

Focus on your relationship with God, make doing His wills your priority and together with Him you will be the head and not the tail

The Word of God is not divine, it is an attribute of The Divine.

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth.

Why, I make more money than-than-than Calvin Coolidge, put together!

Don't mourn, Organise

I do have an impulse to sort of leverage what I say against something I disagree with.

It took me a long time to realize this: We get to choose what defines us.

I consider each of my dollars to be investment "soldiers," and their mission is "freedom."

Mistakes can be corrected by those who pay attention to facts but dogmatism will not be corrected by those who are wedded to a vision.