Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

It is truth that liberates, not your effort to be free.

Don't get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style, and ride them for pleasure and light exercise.

Dealing with Hollywood and commercial entertainment, you always have to worry that the political message is going to be skewed or obscured.

I do wear suits all the time.

Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I'm an actor, I worry about everything.

Innocence of heart and violence of feeling are necessary in any kind of superior achievement: The arts cannot exist without them.

Reading a novel of a private experience, very, very different, the nature of it is very different.

I'm always jacked up. I'm pumped up. It's just, I love life and I'm having fun.