God’s Word is absolutely true

In my limited realm of experience, beginnings led to endings.

My wish before I die, to keep the faith.

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

Religion is no more possible without prayer than poetry without language or music without atmosphere.

Artists are messengers whose responsibility is to unite the world -- a faith that will lead not to destruction but to transformation.

I love America. It's got potential to be great again. But, really, it's not great right now.

In elective politics, it's up or out. You go up the ladder, or you get out of the game.

What America needs now is a drink.

All my life, I've stayed at parties too long because I didn't know when to go.

Make us enemies of every people on earth, but save us from civil war.