Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Preach Christ ! Preach the gospelPreach Christ

His moral lectureblazed with hate.What could have driven a child that far?

It's hard to come to terms with the fact that you aren't going to be loved the way you want to be loved.

Mark [Andressen] was more popular than me at the time ... He was like Beyoncé, I was Kelly Rowlings

Democracy, republics: What do these words signify?

Currently computer graphics are used a great deal, but it can be excessive.

When the machine grinds to a halt, the cogs themselves begin wondering about their function.

Thus, for those who are willing to go out into the field, to look and to listen, changing demographics is both a highly productive and a highly dependable innovation opportunity.

I think we don't do a service to dialogue between science and faith to characterize sincere people by calling them names. That inspires an even more dug-in position.