Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

How do you look when I'm sober?

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have

Try to make the time frame the minimum the story will permit.

. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

Beauty is where the beheld butterfly disappears from sight.

Woe be to the wug who forgets that destroying one part of a thing does not equal victory

A great hallmark of mental wellness is the ability to be in the present moment, fully and with no thoughts of being elsewhere.

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

It pains me deeply to see members of my own party attempting to legislate women's health and contraception choices.

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

So what are the effects of increasing minimum wages? Any Econ 101 student can tell you the answer: The higher wage reduces the quantity of labor demanded, and hence leads to unemployment.