Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Being yourself in a world which wants you to be someone else is the highest possible attainment.

With fashion, you really need to understand the aspects of construction. Not just design on an iPad.

A highly learned man has two sources of happiness: either he abandons all earthly interests, or else he possesses much which could be abandoned.

You have opened up the prison gates of my womanhood. And all the passion that was unsatisfied in for me so many years, leaped into a wild reckless storm boundless as the sea.

You have to find your tone and work within that to make it as real so the audience can really engage in the story you're telling.

Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.

I have a family to feed.

Acting is not a competition; everything must be done for the good of the film or else everybody loses.

It was SHE. Whoever has loved knows all the radiant meaning contained in the three letters of this word ‘she.

We didn't have any relationship at all with Trump.