For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea.

Go outside and try to recapture the happiness within yourself

Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.

The best exercise for golfers is golfing.

People say photographs don't lie, mine do.

Cardio is boring for me, so running outside helps to keep me going.

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.

I used to play one job and have 125 pair of shoes on the floor. What was I doing? I couldn't wear but one pair.

Genuine love will always feel urged to communicate joy - to be a joy-giver. Mankind needs joy.

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.