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Receipts Quotes: "How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?"

How were the receipts today in Madison Square Garden ?



Receipts Quotes: "Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt."

Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.




Receipts Quotes: "The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money"

The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money



Receipts Quotes: "Records are just moments of achievement. They're like receipts for work done. Time goes on and people keep playing music."

Records are just moments of achievement. They're like receipts for work done. Time goes on and people keep playing music.




Receipts Quotes: "On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns."

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.



Receipts Quotes: "It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta"

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta



Receipts Quotes: "The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume, but a good stomach excels them all; to which nothing contributes more than industry and temperance."

The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume, but a good stomach excels them all; to which nothing contributes more than industry and temperance.




Receipts Quotes: "There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You know, I want to wait until I'm in a court."

There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You know, I want to wait until I'm in a court.



Receipts Quotes: "The first forms of writing emerged not for art, literature, or love, not for spiritual or liturgical purposes, but for business--all literature could be said to originate from sales receipts (sorry)."

The first forms of writing emerged not for art, literature, or love, not for spiritual or liturgical purposes, but for business--all literature could be said to originate from sales receipts (sorry).



Receipts Quotes: "I met a lot of young girls modelling and they were like, 'Oh, I'm running around town and people are taking my picture', while I was saving receipts and learning how to be self-employed."

I met a lot of young girls modelling and they were like, 'Oh, I'm running around town and people are taking my picture', while I was saving receipts and learning how to be self-employed.



Receipts Quotes: "I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the president is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town."

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the president is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.



Receipts Quotes: "I like when a poem ends on its "receipts," meaning it gives me something tactile or tangible to dwell on as I exit the reading experience. So I strive to end my own poems that way as well."

I like when a poem ends on its "receipts," meaning it gives me something tactile or tangible to dwell on as I exit the reading experience. So I strive to end my own poems that way as well.




Receipts Quotes: "The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume; but a good stomach excels them all."

The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume; but a good stomach excels them all.



Receipts Quotes: "Karma is not a receipt of a physical experience, because of what someone has done."

Karma is not a receipt of a physical experience, because of what someone has done.



Receipts Quotes: "Ah, words are poor receipts for what time hath stole away."

Ah, words are poor receipts for what time hath stole away.



Receipts Quotes: "Drop dead-but first get permit"

Drop dead-but first get permit



Receipts Quotes: "Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts."

Before we give the government any more money, show us some receipts.



Receipts Quotes: "Higher projected corporate and personal income tax receipts and lower public debt charges."

Higher projected corporate and personal income tax receipts and lower public debt charges.