Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange

I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to work and be able to get good child care. Not a lot of women have that.

There is sexism - I'm not denying its existence. But I'm saying that I will deny its effort against me. I just pay it no nevermind and say, 'Get out of my way.'

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were very supportive because they had no choice.

I really do like to work. I will work again. But on my terms.

There is tremendous inequity in Hollywood and politics, and I would say globally it's challenging to be a woman and succeed.

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day.

Keeping a sense of humor about life. My parents divorced when I was 8, and whenever I felt down, my mom would remind me that a sense of humor gets you through just about anything.

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all of my women friends haven't figured it out -how the hell do you do this? How do you work and have families?

Some people can sometimes really invade your space and kind of never leave you alone.

I have set my mind to make sure I am prepared to accept success, whatever the trials ahead, whatever the work required.

Because the world all twisted up and wrong, like distorted glass, only came back into focus if you looked at it through the bottom of a bottle.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it.

Cities tolerate crazy people. Companies don't.

That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest.

down from his brow she ran his curls like thick hyacinth clusters full of blooms

You know, as a woman, it is tough to get to the top - like to get to that respected level in this industry - in any industry, I think.

Our elected politicians do what they judge is the right thing to do. And if we disagree then I'll show them the evidence of why I disagree.

To cite Enzo Ferrari, we will always sell one less Ferrari than the market wants, that's a policy that will never change.