Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Employment should not be your permanent assignment

Almost everything a leader fails to achieve is anything he fails to try. What is not attempted is what is difficult to do.

Saying of the Prophet. The Bequest: I have nothing to leave you except my family.

It's not about blood, "says Lucius. "It's about who you shareyour life with.Where you feelyou really belong.

I didn't become an actor to make money. And I didn't become an actor to be famous - though people always gasp if you say that, as if it's unfathomable that an actor doesn't want to be a star.

Dance is a great way to express yourself.

Anything that I do, I try to make it as good as I possibly can.

There is no mistake in nature.

We are born to action and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.

Humility is the part of wisdom, and is most becoming in men. But let no one discourage self-reliance; it is, of all the rest, the greatest quality of true manliness.