Even an Englishman was niver improved by bein' blown up.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Kindness and caring are ambrosia for the soul.

At the end, nothing will matter except the love that you gave away.

Screw fairy tales. My life was way more interesting.

Although the Internet makes it seem as if you have a direct connection to the securities market, you don't. Lines may clog; systems may break; orders may back-up.

Start loving now, and you start Heaven now.

Sometimes, the shortest path between two points is serpentine.

We must work to resolve conflicts in a spirit of reconciliation and always keep in mind the interests of others. We cannot destroy our neighours! We cannot ignore their interests!

And it's one of the sexiest things you will ever read of how slow you should take the peach. Don't rush it.

Each man must have his own special route to lead him to God.

If we estimate dignity by immediate usefulness, agriculture is undoubtedly the first and noblest science.