Screw fairy tales. My life was way more interesting.

My job was to fight evil, and my soul was my weapon.

Bubble gum on a turd, Madison! You’re a tutti-frutti enforcer. I am a warden. Trust me, I know what I’m doing.

A spider is hardly an excuse to abuse a book.

what is the use of a book, ' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'"- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland, Ch. 1

Help those who need it, not who want it.

Love is giving without desiring, it's giving without requiring, but know that it will be returned. Maybe not as expected, but as needed

Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense

No one wants to go out mid-sentence.

I'm an artist by trade and an author by necessity.

My mother was my Girl Scout leader, and George's mother was his Cub Scout leader. In fact, that's when some say her hair turned white.

Everything I did with my life I did so that I could give my parents everything they didn't have because of me.

I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon. ~Carter Kane

The most peerless piece of earth, I think, that e' er the sun shone bright on.