Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

and realized that death was not only a permanent probability, as he had always believed, but an immediate reality.

Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition.

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.

You can only possess what you experience. Truth to be understood must be lived.

When the spirit is understood, then life becomes not at all common, but a constant magical circus in which you see yourself reflected in all forms and all formlessness.

As a working hypothesis to explain the riddle of our existence, I propose that our universe is the most interesting of all possible universes, and our fate as human beings is to make it so

You trust a thief when you trust a woman.

Sometimes, in order to go forward, You must first go back.

A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

The attributes of God tell us what He is and who He is.