Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

At times all you need is a bottle of fine old wine, a mellifluous piece of music playing in the background and a good book to spend the entire night in a magical bliss!

Love is like fire, it can burn you, but it also can melt your heart to make you the most beautiful and beloved person.

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them.

It may look like we're doing nothing when we sit zazen. But actually we are exposing ourselves to ourselves.

If there is any country on earth where the course of true love may be expected to run smooth, it is America.

I'll never tell a lie. I'll never make a misleading statement. I'll never betray the confidence that any of you had in me. And I'll never avoid a controversial issue.

Thoughts and prayers go out to Michael Weiner's family. A great leader and man. Going to be missed.

I will create value for society, rather than extract it.