Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

Everybody wants to get into the act!

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

Forgive? It's not easy, Millicent. But I must forgive. Even if he never say he sorry. I do my part. Leave Boone's part to God. That not for me to control. So, not for me to worry about.

The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.

There is no length that is too great to go to in order to protect your child.

I teach Zen, tantric mysticism, jnana yoga, bhakti yoga, Tibetan mysticism, occultism and psychic development. I also teach poetry and literature, film and many other different things.

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I lived in Italy for three years and wanted no part of the country's disreputable way of life.

They wouldn't call it falling in love if you didn't get hurt sometimes, but you just pick yourself up and move on.

We want to be the first in the field and Rolex should be seen as the one and only-the best.

I'm not exactly the endorsement people are seeking.

It can connect us to memories. It can influence our mood and our responses to problems we might face.