Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Cast your cares

Helen devises plans to become a monster herself.

Unlike Mitt Romney, President Obama is standing up for Planned Parenthood.

The difference between regulated architects and unregulated designers is, unlike buildings, letterheads don't fall down and kill people.

I think comics have far more potential than a lot of people realize.

In brief, egoism in its modern interpretation, is the antithesis, not of altruism, but of idealism.

A man is as unhappy as he has convinced himself he is.

I don't think my films are going to get rid of racism or prejudice. I think the best thing my films can do is provoke discussion.

Wherever you are, be there. If you can be fully present now, you'll know what it means to live.

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.