Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

We are made wholeBy books, as by great spaces and the stars

I've learned I don't like being around people too much. It's hard to stand around and make conversation with people I've learned. But I do want to be the guy that can do it easily.

As dull as Nate Gray is," Will said, "his head is not actually filled with gears, Henry. He's a human.

I'm a minimalist. I see things in simple ways...It's human nature to define complexity as better. Well, it's not.

Old father, old artificer, stand me now and ever in good stead.

Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns.

Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.

I wear sunglasses because of the glare of spotlights. I wear gloves because it is very cold.

I've been an exercise maniac most of my adult life, running marathons and triathlons, doing that as a regular way of life. I ran eight miles a day, every day for 29 years.

The designer must think first and work later.