Dogs are angels full of poop.

Heaven is a place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

ERRORS ARE WHAT MAKE US HUMAN. PLOT TWIST: I'M A HORSE.

Nobody's life is as romantic as it is in fiction.

Being vegan helped me realize I can say and do what I believe is right. That's powerful.

If I think she' hot and it turns out she's a psychopath, then what does that say about me? I'm totally not ready for that kind of therapy.

A hug is worth a thousand words.

You can't put this possum in a cage

The information-deprived general populace might have been surprised this week to see a lower paycheck.

Several times we were stranded in strange places without any money and with our credit cards cancelled - trapped in a hotel that we couldn't check out of because we had no money to check out.

Congress must take responsibility for a new positive direction - an innovative agenda that will lead to a more secure America. Secure communities, secure economies, and a secure quality of life.