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Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?


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This page presents the quote "Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?". Author of this quote is Jim Jefferies. This quote is about funny, thinking, pandas, children, chinese, policy,.